Are you from africa ? because african love you.
Are you from jamaica ? becuase jamaican me crazy !
Are you from russia ? because you’re-a making my blood russia to my d*ck.
Are you japanese ? because i wanna take JAPANESE off.
Are you from china ? ‘cause i’m china get your number.
LMAO
(Source: m-a-r-i-e-l-l-e-b-p, via nospodemosmudaronossomundo-deac)



Are you from china ? ‘cause i’m china get your number.